Watching Joe Dirt on YouTube cause YOLO.
perhaps the most profound statement of our time
perhaps the most profound statement of our time
“…turns out some skateboarded slapped a Biohazard band sticker on the side of this septic tank for an RV.”
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So you’re gonna tell me, that you don’t have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles, or Screamin’ Mimis?
Oh come on, man. You don’t got no Lady Fingers, Fuzz Buttles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippity-Do-Dahs, or Crap Flappers?
You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hoosker Doos, Hoosker Don’ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Daisers - with or without the Scooter stick - or one single Whistling Kitty Chaser?
JOE DIRT.
IS NOW.
STREAMING.
ON NETFLIX.
EVERYONE GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.
FUCK YES JOE DIRT. I’M SERIOUS GUYS. THIS MOVIE. FOR REAL. IT’S FUCKING GREAT. I’M NOT KIDDING. REALLY. JOE DIRT. FOREVER.
AND EVER.
AND EVER.
AND EVER.
JOE DIRT.
FUCK YEAH JOE DIRT.
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