Life's a Garden, Dig it!

May 22

Watching Joe Dirt on YouTube cause YOLO.

perhaps the most profound statement of our time


“…turns out some skateboarded slapped a Biohazard band sticker on the side of this septic tank for an RV.”


May 16

mcr201 asked: i have found the most wicked blog!! haha

wicked indeed. thanks! 


May 13

May 12
+150 Followers! Thanks y’alls.  I’m really happy so many people enjoy this blog.  You all rock, AND roll. 

+150 Followers! Thanks y’alls.  I’m really happy so many people enjoy this blog.  You all rock, AND roll. 


May 8
So you’re gonna tell me, that you don’t have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles, or Screamin’ Mimis?
Oh come on, man.  You don’t got no Lady Fingers, Fuzz Buttles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippity-Do-Dahs, or Crap Flappers?
You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hoosker Doos, Hoosker Don’ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Daisers - with or without the Scooter stick - or one single Whistling Kitty Chaser?

So you’re gonna tell me, that you don’t have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles, or Screamin’ Mimis?

Oh come on, man.  You don’t got no Lady Fingers, Fuzz Buttles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippity-Do-Dahs, or Crap Flappers?

You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hoosker Doos, Hoosker Don’ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Daisers - with or without the Scooter stick - or one single Whistling Kitty Chaser?


May 3

JOE DIRT.

IS NOW.

STREAMING.

ON NETFLIX.

EVERYONE GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW. 


sampoopa:

No matter what anyone says this is the funniest scene of Joe Dirt.

sampoopa:

No matter what anyone says this is the funniest scene of Joe Dirt.


Apr 22

FUCK YES JOE DIRT. I’M SERIOUS GUYS.  THIS MOVIE.  FOR REAL. IT’S FUCKING GREAT.  I’M NOT KIDDING.  REALLY.  JOE DIRT. FOREVER.

AND EVER.

AND EVER.

AND EVER. 

JOE DIRT.

FUCK YEAH JOE DIRT.


(via philcoulsons)


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